God damn I'm evil sometimes
- Just getting out of the shower. There's a knock at my door so I look out the peephole and see what appears to be a Mormon couple on my stoop. My options are to be very quiet and hide out till they leave (like evertone else does)...or have some fun...so I open the door:
- Mormon #1: Hello...we're here to talk to you about the word of...GOOD GOD...YOU'RE NAKED.
- Me: Stunning grasp of the obvious...I notice your not...anyway...I've got some time...what was it you wanted to discuss?
- Mormon#2: You should put some clothes on.
- Me: Or maybe you should come in, and take yours off.
- Mormon# 1: Sir! how dare you...We came here to discuss the word of God!
- Me: If you come inside and get naked...I guarantee you...the word God will come up a few times.
- Mormon#1: You are disgusting...Gratuitous sex damages the soul.
- Me: I have never had that problem...you must be doing it wrong.
- On that note they leave . That may be the last I ever see of the Mormons...it may not be the last I ever see of the police however. If they complain I should be okay...I was inside my home and they were on my property...if I am wrong about this I may not be posting to this blog for a while...lol.
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