God damn mind blowing
It would suck to be GOD. Think about it:
1. God created the earth…our home as a speices…right? And now we expect him to solve all of our problems. If you walked up to the carpenter who built (created) your house (Home as an individual), started telling him all of your life issues, expecting him to fix them…he would look at you like you’re smoking crack.
2. God is the biggest victim of the creative misquote ever…can you even imagine the libel suits?
3. He’s God…and nobody can get his damn name right. Is it God…Yaweh…Allah? Jesus Christ…I hate it when people call me Sean and I’m no God. People can pronounce Fairuza Balk…but they can’t pronounce God?
4. The biggest cop out of all time is “God made man in his own image…so if I’m flawed it’s gods fault.” Not so…he made the first edition this is true, but most of that particular product line since has been cheap knock offs produced by predominately unskilled labor.
5. If you lose faith in yourself as a human being you become depressed and probably see a Shrink. If you lose faith in yourself as God…YOU BECOME AN ATHEIST!!! As a Shrink…how would you treat a deppressed diety with Clinical Atheism?