Poetic Ramblings • Posts Tagged ‘Hipster pussy’

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Conversation of the night

Pain is...walking out the door from work and...
Probably drunk chick: Hey DJ Guy
Me: Yes?
Probably drunk chick: Come here...I have something to show you.
Me: and that is?
Probably drunk chick: Look Down.
Me: Wow...your vagina has a moustache!!!
Probably drunk chick: Don't you like it?
Me: Ummm...hard to say...it's my first hipster vagina. Say...Have you by any chance...had a lot to drink tonight?
Definitely drunk chick: Got a bottle of Yeager in my purse.
ME: God save me from my few remaining morals...It's been nice meeting umm both of you...have a nice night...call a cab.
(In case you are wondering...part of me hates myself right now)

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Just some random shit that floats through my head and, falls out of my fingers. Poetry, updates, Videos, pics, and a bit of babble. Well alrighty then. My name is Shane Gray. I am a stand up comedian, stage/screen actor, poet, freelance writer, and Karaoke DJ. I enjoy long walks on the beach, women who hate me, and roast beef. I make no decision with out first consulting my shaman. My greatest fear is that one day there will be a Facebook page called "I bet this dill pickle can get more fans than Shane Gray". I know the pickle will win. Pickles haunt my nightmares now. When not pursuing my professional interests I spend My time pretending I am relevant, looking for love in all the wrong places, and preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will occur due to an entire generations over exposure to Sponge Bob Square Pants. Somewhere in the midst of all that I find time to drink way too much coffee. (All Content including poetry, web graphics .jpg, and .gif images are original creations and the intellectual property of Shane C. Gray unless marked otherwise. That being said, feel free to reblog.)