All you really need…lol.
(sorry…I got bored.)
End of the work night…figured I would throw something together…lol.
Slow night at work…figured I would make something.
Ever feel like you fell down the freakin rabbit hole and didn’t notice?
Soooooo…in the news…The Center for disease control has released it’s zombie apocalypse readiness plan…THE CDC…AS IN THE U.S. GOVERMENT…WTF…it’s a wierd wonderous world we live in ain’t it? I think I’ll find Alice and ask her the way back to reality
CDC Zombie plan:
Happy Zombie Jesus Day Everybody
A man died and then rose from the dead, pushed a large boulder out of the way and lurched out of a cave 2,000 years ago…people called him the son of God and built a religion around him. Today if that happened we would scream “ZOMBIE….AHHHHHHHHHH”, and then Woody Harleson and Jesse Eisenberg would chop his head off with a chain saw. The irony here is that the religion that condemns vampire literature, and monster movies under the pretense that they promote “communing with unholy dark forces” happens to be the only religion with an undead savior.
Me as a zombie…lol
