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My brand new IMDB page

So this is the IMDB page for Shane Gray (me) and it now has three whole movie credits YAY…lol. More to come as soon as the titles get added on IMDB. I have just updated it…and there is a link to the page for “Abraham Lincoln Vs the Zombies” which will be released May 22nd, featuring yours truly dying a rather spectacular death…lol.

Joan convo #1

  • Shane: Sooooo...I made a very disturbing discovery last night while googling stuff on the zombie film I am in.
  • Joan: yeah?
  • Shane: I did an image search...and my safe search is off...I ran into ZOMBIE PORN!!!
  • Joan: Hahaha I've seen zombie porn before.
  • Shane: THIS SHIT WAS VERY REAL LOOKING...AND THE WOMAN HAD APPARENTLY BITTEN THE GUYS COCK OFF AND WAS CHEWING IT!!!!! It may be a while before I can get that picture far enough out of my head to let someone blow me......yuck.
  • Joan: Hahahaha.
  • Shane: Ohhh sure...laugh at my pain...there was also a photo of a zombie guy eating a woman out....literally.
  • Joan: Hahahaha…still funny.
  • Shane: You could see her pelvic bone.
  • Joan: Gross.
  • Shane: This is why I am a fan of low budget porn...porn should never have the budget for those kinds of special effects.
  • Joan: Hahaha…Amateur is the way to go.
  • Shane: I agree...but you would kind of have to say that right...I mean...knocking amateur would be bad for business...lol.
  • Joan: lol…true…but it's also what I prefer to see, not just participate in.
  • Shane: If it doesn't include corpses eating each other my penis is happy.
  • Joan: Hahahaha.
  • Shane: Right now it's frightened. This comes in the wake of my Clown porn discovery....which is just really fucking creepy…and this is coming from a guy who once got blown by a clown stripper while on acid at a bachelor party.
  • Joan: lol…yeah that shit is disturbing.
  • Shane: Yupper...well...I am headed to the showers...I just feel dirty now. Talk to you later.